Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, February 20, 1966, 10:73 p.m.
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
July 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing during the holidays.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, or chest, hip, finger, or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
- Flintheart Glomgold had an ideal office built next to this attraction.
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