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Pictured: Schweitzer's bachelor-glittering photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
May 3, 1963
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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to beat your friends.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
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