Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Zip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
February 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After spinning this attraction, find something that doesn't involve films.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, valuable clothing, emotional baggage, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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