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The Zip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, abominably considered to be the only great attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
April 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After complaining this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve persons.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not changed since the park first opened.
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