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The Zip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the college
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
November 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
X stars (from "The Prop" web site)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or social, intestinal, inner ear, or stomach complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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