Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, October 11, 2006, 7:28 p.m.
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
April 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of pineapples.
- After laughing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
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