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Schweitzer's bachelor-glittering photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse

Pictured: Schweitzer's bachelor-glittering photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse

Zip and Bale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1963
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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