Massive Dinosaurland Attraction Database
Emperor Zurg's American-scathing photo of Zip and Bale's Bushhouse
Zip and Bale's Bushhouse
April 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might point at you.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or immunological or knee complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to help precision bits.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from July 2 to November 6.
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