Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Zip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, haughtily dying in the shrouded candlelight
Zip and Bale's Bushhouse
September 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Pilot must be at least 55" tall.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, intestinal, back, attention-span, wrist, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Be sure to hold your children and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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