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Above: The Zip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, neatly howling in the evening sunlight
Zip and Bale's Bushhouse
April 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Despite appearances, there are no jets used in this attraction.
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