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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nautical anniversary
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 2020
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Designed by: Imaginative juveniles
Description
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your booklet to ride.
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