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The Zip and Ale's Treenest attraction at park closing
Zip and Ale's Treenest
March 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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