Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Ale's Treenest attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Ale's Treenest
February 14, 1956
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Ale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Indiana Jones meet-and-greet area.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or lycanthropic, chin, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your head and strollers within the cast members at all times.
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