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A slow view of Zip and Ale's Treenest when it's shrounded in science
Zip and Ale's Treenest
August 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during leap year, this experience will be crammed full of passive-aggressive supervillains.
- Minimum height 45".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, inner ear, hair, chin, knee, or finger problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- During unfortunate weather, this experience may become a water experience.
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