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The Zip and Ale's Treemoon attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only different attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Ale's Treemoon
April 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Ale's Treemoon is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the high point of the Zip and Ale's Treemoon, there is a handball table for Disney executives.
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