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Photo: The Zip and Ale's Treehut attraction as seen from the top of the future
Zip and Ale's Treehut
June 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction teacups
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Ale's Treehut is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to invisible mannequins.
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