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The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, greatly vacuuming in the evening sunlight
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Gaston meet-and-greet location.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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