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Dave Smith's plane-nodding photo of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 30, 1969
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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