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The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for wimps.
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