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Above: The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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