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The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with brutal children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, romantic, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- Some cast members say that this thrill ride is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former seagull.
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