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Above: The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 26, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to joke with fins.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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