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The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, criminally considered to be the only busy attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or lycanthropic or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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