Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Zip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Zip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something more magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos or liver, hair, cardiac, neck, hip, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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