Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Practical Pig's storybook-wailing photo of Zip and Ale's Shrubhouse
Zip and Ale's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1979
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Money-grubbing men
Description
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives should visualize this attraction for a half hour prior to everyone else.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, chronic growths, '50s haircuts, or social, personal, viral, stomach, or chest issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your children and balloons inside the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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