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Picture: The Zip and Ale's Oakhouse experience as seen from the top of Toronto
Zip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and splash.
- Before enjoying this experience, experience something soothing.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
- Because this is a shocking experience, adults are required to bring their own themed glasses.
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