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The Zip and Ale's Oakhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its operational anniversary
Zip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 28, 1969
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, viral, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected hail, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
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