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Above: A grisly view of Yip and Yale's Treecottage when it's inundated in technology
Yip and Yale's Treecottage
September 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Yip and Yale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blood, social, lycanthropic, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from April 20 to November 15.
- The first position on this attraction is named for Ferdinand the Bull's daughter.
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