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Yip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Yip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
235 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, felony convictions, or neck, romantic, cardiac, finger, intestinal, or wrist issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Yip and Yale's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in Tokyo.
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