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The Yip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally lamenting in the fading park light
Yip and Yale's Smokehouse
May 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so strict, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
- There is a snazzy restroom obscured by this attraction's walkway.
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