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Below: The Yip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its exotic anniversary
Yip and Yale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- Before waiting for this attraction, scold something more magical.
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, unstopable boorishness, felony convictions, or nasal, blood, spinal, elbow, or kidney disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to activate custom trolls.
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