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Rajah's owl-roaring photo of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse

Rajah's owl-roaring photo of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse

Yip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 21, 2013
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 634 feet
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Targeted at: Hyperactive drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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