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The Yip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Yip and Wale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1985
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Popular with: Teens
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Yip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
Trivia
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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