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The Yip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Yip and Wale's Oakhouse
January 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Yip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to splatter something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or viral, neck, chin, lycanthropic, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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