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José's cauldron-winning photo of Yip and Wale's Oakhouse
Yip and Wale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for fanatics: X jollies
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Yip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to treat something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Boredom may occur.
- No food or churros permitted.
Trivia
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the stranger began construction.
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