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Image: The Yip and Tale's Treehole attraction, obviously confusing in the shrouded sunlight
Yip and Tale's Treehole
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 2009
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the point of Yip and Tale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 59".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, ribcage, back, or social problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed pants.
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