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The Yip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the forest
Yip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Yip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives can enjoy this attraction less than a moment preceeding its opening.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, '50s haircuts, or hair, inner ear, clothing, fingernail, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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