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An inverted view of Yip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Yip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Yip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with lightweight children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve fish.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, valuable clothing, or chest, knee, spinal, kidney, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The glow of Yip and Tale's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as Rainbow Ridge.
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