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Above: The Yip and Tale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Yip and Tale's Planthouse
May 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Yip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- It is alledged that Kurt Russell's frozen bead is kept beneath this attraction.
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