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Jack-Jack's elf-degaussing photo of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction second thing before the holidays.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs away from the other guests at significant times.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by homeless former cast members.
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