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The Yip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Yip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland

Yip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1972
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Two dollars (from "The Hat" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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