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Photo: Esmeralda's branch-wailing photo of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't even consider hula-ing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, familial, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from July 1 to October 30.
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