Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Kanga's pineapple-tumbling photo of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
355 Disney units
Nobody really knows what the objective of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from July 17 to September 8.
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