Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Yip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from "The Hat" Twitter stream)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Yip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 30 years old to ride in back.
- For your benefit, you should be free from chin, intestinal, or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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