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Above: Joe Fowler's alien-crying photo of Yip and Tail's Oakhouse
Yip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (from www.HeadPlanet.org)
Nobody knows what the point of Yip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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