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Picture: The Yip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Yip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 29, 2007
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Nobody really knows what the point of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or back, ankle, or blood issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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