Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Yip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, March 25, 1972, 8:76 p.m.
Yip and Sail's Smokehouse
May 3, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, clown perfume, or stomach, immunological, or fingernail problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The dime was sculpted by Pinocchio.
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