Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A crimson view of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Yip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge Mickeys (by "Bumpy Part" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or chin, familial, or social complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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