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A crimson view of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps

A crimson view of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps

Yip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1957
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two and a smidge Mickeys (by "Bumpy Part" gossip column)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Yip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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