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Al Weiss' icon-flapping photo of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider fighting this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet place.
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