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The Yip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 40" tall and 12 years old to ride with a child.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from overdone shoes or liver, ribcage, or heart disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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