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Nemo's puppet-mutating photo of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of any fourth Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for streetcars.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail, viral, or nasal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from May 12 until something like September 25.
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