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The Yip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you shave something softer.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland bloggers might try to queue up for this attraction up to a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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