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Image: The Yip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, January 1, 1967, 8:79 p.m.
Yip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Yip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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