Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Yip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 29, 1963
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Nobody knows what the goal of Yip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction if in a hurry after lunch.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland executives will want to ride this attraction just a minute preceeding park opening.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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