Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Yip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Yip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 12, 2001
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Yip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 7 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, high blood pressure, or nasal, shoulder, cardiac, or back disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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