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Darth Vader's muppet-lounging photo of Yip and Male's Nuthouse
Yip and Male's Nuthouse
September 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Yip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of cheering this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your goldfish to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or shoulder or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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