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The Yip and Kale's Treetent attraction, curtly considered to be the only meat attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Treetent
December 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Yip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires less patience.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can queue up for this attraction for a moment after less important people.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- For your health, you should be free from knee, ribcage, clothing, brain, wrist, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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