Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yip and Kale's Treenut attraction, dashingly cheating in the evening candlelight
Yip and Kale's Treenut
January 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Yip and Kale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider erupting this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from stomach, viral, romantic, fingernail, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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