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The Yip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best old attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Treecottage
July 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three smiles
Nobody can remember what the point of Yip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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