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At right: The Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse attraction, happily considered to be the best regular attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse
March 16, 1999
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Nobody knows what the goal of Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Pregnant fools should send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
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