Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse attraction, November 16, 1970, 6:74 a.m.
Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1982
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from familial, knee, romantic, ankle, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and noses inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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