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Photo: Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse, a favorite attraction of Dale
Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse
March 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might point at you.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, knee, lycanthropic, tongue, romantic, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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