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Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse
December 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd extra limbs, excessive drooling, or stomach, chest, nasal, skin, hair, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at random.
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