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The Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse ride, mechanically flaming in the afternoon sunlight
Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse
November 7, 1990
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or fingernail, romantic, tongue, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
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