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The Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse ride, mechanically flaming in the afternoon sunlight

The Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse ride, mechanically flaming in the afternoon sunlight

Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 7, 1990
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Yip and Kale's Stalactitehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.

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