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The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the finest icy attraction at Disneyland

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Yip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 1972
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're regular)
Rating for frantic teens: Zero reviews

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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