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The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the best massive attraction at Disneyland

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Yip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1968
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Three smiles

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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