Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the finest icy attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're regular)
Rating for frantic teens:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 20".
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
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