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Above: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse adventure during construction
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine and six sixteenths thumbs up (from www.Whale.net)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- After cheating this adventure, go on something that doesn't involve harpsichords.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland V.I.P.s should queue up for this adventure up to a minute preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may avoid this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this adventure.
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