Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, nastily waiting in the morning sunlight
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you melt something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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