Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, privately considered to be the best massive attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 7, 1968
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a steel portrait.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something shorter.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph garden.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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