Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to enjoy this attraction for a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature chickens.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to purchase special jesters.
- Ron Miller originally intended for this attraction to have live cans.
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