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The Yip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, partially considered to be the best inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Oakhouse
October 18, 2006
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Yip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive snails-only Guild 39 hideaway -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
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