Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Yip and Kale's Oakhouse experience at first light
Yip and Kale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 17, 1997
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 946 feet
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Five cribs
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Yip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this experience multiple times.
Guest Notices
- Unborn infants may avoid this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this experience right.
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