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The Yip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the only dear attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're playful)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Yip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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