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Below: The Yip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, rapidly zooming in the shrouded sunlight
Yip and Kale's Nuthouse
January 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Yip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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