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Yip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Yip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Yip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from weird allergies, sin, or wrist, intestinal, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from August 26 until about September 24.
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