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The Yip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Yip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Yip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during the holidays.
Policies and Notices
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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