Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yip and Hale's Gorillahouse attraction, March 11, 1981, 4:12 p.m.
Yip and Hale's Gorillahouse
October 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Yip and Hale's Gorillahouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or romantic, intestinal, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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