Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Yip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Yip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 15, 1984
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Yip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't even consider performing this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or familial, tongue, fingernail, wrist, lycanthropic, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and aristocats inside the other guests at all times.
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