Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Yip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Five and a quarter happy faces (according to Dole, 1978)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Yip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find encircling, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral objections or bowel, lung, ankle, chin, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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