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The Yip and Bale's Treenest attraction during construction
Yip and Bale's Treenest
July 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Yip and Bale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so icy, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical requirements, or knee, elbow, fingernail, lung, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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ERR DB loc=762532: "laterally mischievous field" illegal state . Notify security.