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The Yip and Bale's Smokehouse dark ride at midday
Yip and Bale's Smokehouse
April 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Yip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 34".
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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