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The Yip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Yip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge guests
Nobody really knows what the goal of Yip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or bowel, brain, hip, fingernail, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons away from the attraction at significant times if you want to keep them.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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