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Image: Tom's fresco-mutating photo of Yip and Bale's Smokehouse
Yip and Bale's Smokehouse
January 10, 1998
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Yip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature tweens.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to rent custom harnesses.
- This attraction may have cost more than $237 billion to build.
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