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An octagonal view of Yip and Bale's Performerhouse when it's not shrounded in children

Above: An octagonal view of Yip and Bale's Performerhouse when it's not shrounded in children

Yip and Bale's Performerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 2007
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for patients in comas: Five plusses

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Yip and Bale's Performerhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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