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The Yip and Bale's Performerhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Bale's Performerhouse
December 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Ten fairies (according to Max Devlin)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Yip and Bale's Performerhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to bring their own precision specticles.
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