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Above: Tony Baxter's battle-bouncing photo of Yip and Ale's Treehose
Yip and Ale's Treehose
July 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
54 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
Six and a third fairies (according to Richard Sherman)
Nobody is sure what the point of Yip and Ale's Treehose is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you find something calmer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny nose or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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