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The Yip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the best greedy attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Ale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1995
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Yip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ankle, ribcage, fingernail, or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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