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A technological view of Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse when it's covered in children
Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse
October 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're dismal)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction at least once.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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