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At right: The Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse ride as seen from the top of the Midwest
Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse
August 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may make silly comments to sketches.
- Minimum height 28".
- Waiting may occur.
- This ride was reportedly planned for the 1927 World's Exposition.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Benny the Cab when you are stuck in the queue.
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