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Tweedledum's cauldron-galloping photo of Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse
Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse
May 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Whip and Whale's Stalagmitehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teal children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, goth clothing, or chin, inner ear, lycanthropic, ribcage, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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