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Whip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Bo Peep
Whip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Whip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by steamers, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
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