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The Whip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, November 23, 2005, 9:57 a.m.
Whip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Whip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from July 25 to February 25.
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