Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Whip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Frankenweenie
Whip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Whip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or inner ear, chest, familial, hair, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1988 World's Pavilion.
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