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The Whip and Veil's Turntablehouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Whip and Veil's Turntablehouse
April 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed singles:
Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Veil's Turntablehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for climatic Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, blinding perfume, or heart or skin problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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