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The Whip and Tale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Whip and Tale's Treenut
July 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Tale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, androgynous clothing, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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