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Above: A shiny view of Whip and Tale's Treenut when it's shrounded in metaphor
Whip and Tale's Treenut
February 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're deep)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Whip and Tale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to warriors, then you are the natural enemy of this experience.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to forget about this experience half a half hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 39".
- Special effects may be too intense for very young wimps.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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