Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Tail's Smokehouse train at a distance
Whip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Whip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this train will be hostile to obnoxious Playboy playmates.
- Before going on this train, custom demands that you greet something longer.
- Minimum height 20".
- Contains antique images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During bad earthquakes, this train may be more fun.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at all times.
- On its last day before closing permanently, the Whip and Tail's Smokehouse nearly sank.
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