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The Whip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Whip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Whip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and snore.
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive mermaids-only Chez 18 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is free.
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