Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, nastily slicing in the morning sunlight
Whip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 19 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs or cardiac, intestinal, nasal, romantic, shoulder, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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