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Picture: Arthur's cougar-grinning photo of Whip and Rail's Treecottage
Whip and Rail's Treecottage
November 28, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Whip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- The top of Whip and Rail's Treecottage can be seen from as far away as Mars.
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