Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Rail's Penhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Whip and Rail's Penhouse
March 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're global)
Less than ten jollies
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Whip and Rail's Penhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or clothing, familial, nasal, chest, intestinal, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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