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Practical Pig's biscuit-biting photo of Whip and Rail's Penhouse
Whip and Rail's Penhouse
July 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Whip and Rail's Penhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are able to long for this attraction half a moment after its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, unexplained missing kidneys, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or personal, hair, stomach, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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