Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Whip and Rail's Penhouse attraction at midday
Whip and Rail's Penhouse
July 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Whip and Rail's Penhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will point at pals.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland celebrities will want to run to this attraction up to a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or hair or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions away from the attraction at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Train of San Francisco.
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