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Above: Whip and Rail's Adulthouse, a favorite experience of Rajah
Whip and Rail's Adulthouse
November 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're glorious)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Whip and Rail's Adulthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this experience multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- This experience closes at dawn.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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