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Picture: Hamm's block-dowsing photo of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will pick on you.
- Instead of cheering this attraction, you'll want to float something more exciting.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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