Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Whip and Quail's Smokehouse train during a moment of contemplation
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 16, 1995
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this train, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Dandy Lines visitors who know the secret password ("Patient Pest") will want to experience this train just a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from knee, elbow, clothing, intestinal, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
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