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Above: A detailed view of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's covered in darkness
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 27, 2008
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An average of five reviews
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 26 years old to ride in back.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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