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Above: Whip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're obvious)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider galloping this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from February 18 until perhaps April 19.
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