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The Whip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, violently fading in the evening sunlight
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or hair, nasal, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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