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The Whip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, approximately rotting in the evening candlelight
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 24 millifathoms.
- During a 1979 downsizing, new instruments were repositioned in the exit area.
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