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Pictured: The Whip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst gray attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious issues, or brain, tongue, finger, or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own special waivers.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from famous fairytales.
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