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Stitch's blade-lifting photo of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 7, 2007
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Nobody is sure what the point of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something calmer.
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