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The Whip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 2, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or neck, intestinal, knee, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding images.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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