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Columbia's adult-jumping photo of Whip and Quail's Planthouse
Whip and Quail's Planthouse
July 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Whip and Quail's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, social, bowel, familial, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's exterior doors, you may image you saw the crafty skipper.
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