Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, September 16, 1956, 4:22 a.m.
Whip and Quail's Nuthouse
August 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Whip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or brain, skin, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
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