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Image: The Whip and Quail's Caboosehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Whip and Quail's Caboosehouse
October 28, 2003
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Quail's Caboosehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from back, neck, knee, social, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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