Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Whip and Pale's Planthouse attraction, officially considered to be the only immense attraction at Disneyland
Whip and Pale's Planthouse
September 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Whip and Pale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Minimum height 26".
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from liver, wrist, shoulder, nasal, intestinal, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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